Kiss of French Lipstick Is Inspired By…French Fries.

There’s French beauty. And then there’s FRENCH FRY beauty. I love food-inspired beauty products, but this gorgeous matte lippie proves that not all beauty products have to have gourmand inspo. Move over vanilla, cake, and cherry-scented glosses! Hello to the gorgeously gimmicky Kiss of French, a lipstick capturing the essence of Idaho potatoes! Idaho® Potatoes is giving it away for free (well, you have to pay shipping, but that’s a small cost for such a spudly and sexy transaction!)

Get it at IdahoPotato.com but run don’t walk…as supplies are limited.

The 14-second commercial is faux sexy ’80s and I LOVE everything about it! The music, the breathy voice over, the obscured shots of the lipstick. It’s the work of clever potato marketing, but as a lippie, is it worth the cost of shipping? FUCK YES!

The lippie comes in a classic twist up bullet with a triangular shape. It smells like fresh fries and glides on smoothly, conditioning your pucker. So if you just finished a delish plate of salt-sprinkled fries and your lips need a moisture boost, this is it! The finish is smooth and matte. You can wear it alone or over a favorite shade to give it a no shine finish.